Guy at doctor for checkup................... Do
Post# of 126856

Doc: "Holy cow Mr. Smith, I must say you're in great shape for a 64-year-old man."
Guy: "Did I say I was 64?"

G: ""Yes you did. I'm 84."

G: "Did I say he was dead?"

G: "Damn right, he's 106 and going strong."

G:" Did I say he was dead?"

G: "Damn right. He's 126 and getting married next week."

G: "Did I say he WANTED to get married?"

