Guy at doctor for checkup...................
Doc: "Holy cow Mr. Smith, I must say you're in great shape for a 64-year-old man."
Guy: "Did I say I was 64?"

"Well, did I read your chart wrong?"
G: ""Yes you did. I'm 84."

"84 ! Unbelievable. You'd be in great shape if you were 25. How old was your father when he died?"
G: "Did I say he was dead?"

"You mean?"
G: "Damn right, he's 106 and going strong."

"My lord, what a healthy family !" How long did your grandfather live?"
G:" Did I say he was dead?"

"No way, you don't mean......................."
G: "Damn right. He's 126 and getting married next week."

"126 ! Truly amazing, but I wouldn't think a 126-year-old-man would want to get married."
G: "Did I say he WANTED to get married?"