Respert...I believe you have an uncanny... Sip it and Grasp it... on All the possibilities associated with our Molecularly sound Molecule...Well done...I have noted you didn't reach for #13 on the list. ...Scarety cat.
I myself believe that (1) (4) (11) and (12)...are on the top of likely reasons.
"Via Rectum"...I thought you disavowed any reference to Butt jokes...Please tell me you haven't relapsed.