The Ministry of Uncouth is alive and kicking; dens
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Posted On: 05/22/2022 7:18:15 AM
The Ministry of Uncouth is alive and kicking; densely, and exclusively, populated with, you guessed it, bashturds. There is a reason for everything. That includes the untidy, unclean, discombobulated, overly desperate, boneheads who endlessly dredge up old business trying to either discourage newbies or persuade the weak-handed to sell their shares. Or they are just plain, flat-out, mouth-breathing, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging, clinically stupid; not to be mean, of course.
I don't want to be too harsh, after all, I do subscribe to the christian ethic. Compassion for the undeserving and unfortunate is hard to accept, and even harder to do, but I'm willing to go the extra mile. I will do what they want, lend a helping hand, and allow them (the undeserving) to buy my shares. So, here today, in a one-time offer, I offer my chunk of shares for the everyday absurdly low price of $2.40 per share.
I know what you're thinking. What a guy! What can I say? I have been overtaken, overwhelmed, consumed, sated, filled with the spirit of generosity!!! I know it's the right thing to do as I can feel it my bones. Doing the right and righteous thing is the stuff of dreams and I shall sleep well tonite knowing, in my heart of hearts, lending a helping hand to the unfortunate and small-minded cretins, is what separates 'us' from the swamp things, not to be mean, of course.
For some, this might seem a bit steep. I understand. However, please remember, we are talking about Bioelectronics, the ONLY company w/ ground-breaking, affordable and portable, non-invasive, FDA cleared, sensation-free device having no adverse events recorded (20 yrs. to date) with multiple OEM partners selling a variety of products (Actipatch, RecoveryRx, Smart Sole, & Pet Patch, KT Recovery+ Wave, DonJoy wraps (2), and soon, SAI) over the entire globe (37 counties to be exact), and, finally, averaging over $100,000 in sales on a monthly basis. And we are only getting started. We have several studies ongoing w/ more in the planning stages to develop even more effective products w/ more indications to come.
Last, and certainly not least, when (not if) we discover the deal we have vis-a-vis RecoveryRx for the US market, the preceding paragraph will pale in comparison.
venting on sunday morning - later, WBeacham
I don't want to be too harsh, after all, I do subscribe to the christian ethic. Compassion for the undeserving and unfortunate is hard to accept, and even harder to do, but I'm willing to go the extra mile. I will do what they want, lend a helping hand, and allow them (the undeserving) to buy my shares. So, here today, in a one-time offer, I offer my chunk of shares for the everyday absurdly low price of $2.40 per share.
I know what you're thinking. What a guy! What can I say? I have been overtaken, overwhelmed, consumed, sated, filled with the spirit of generosity!!! I know it's the right thing to do as I can feel it my bones. Doing the right and righteous thing is the stuff of dreams and I shall sleep well tonite knowing, in my heart of hearts, lending a helping hand to the unfortunate and small-minded cretins, is what separates 'us' from the swamp things, not to be mean, of course.
For some, this might seem a bit steep. I understand. However, please remember, we are talking about Bioelectronics, the ONLY company w/ ground-breaking, affordable and portable, non-invasive, FDA cleared, sensation-free device having no adverse events recorded (20 yrs. to date) with multiple OEM partners selling a variety of products (Actipatch, RecoveryRx, Smart Sole, & Pet Patch, KT Recovery+ Wave, DonJoy wraps (2), and soon, SAI) over the entire globe (37 counties to be exact), and, finally, averaging over $100,000 in sales on a monthly basis. And we are only getting started. We have several studies ongoing w/ more in the planning stages to develop even more effective products w/ more indications to come.
Last, and certainly not least, when (not if) we discover the deal we have vis-a-vis RecoveryRx for the US market, the preceding paragraph will pale in comparison.
venting on sunday morning - later, WBeacham
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