I remember January 6, 2021, like it was only $2.60

I remember January 6, 2021, like it was only $2.60 per gallon of gas; $1.60 per gallon of milk; $1.20 per dozen eggs; $6 per pound of bacon (bacon bacon bacon); a handful of parachute-less, earthward-tumbling afghanis; 13 senselessly sacrificed marines and 3 million invaders from montezumaland ago.