Where can I land a CEO or management position that

Where can I land a CEO or management position that gives me clearance to cobble together deals by wheeling and dealing left and right, engage in letters of intent without basis of fulfillment, set up prospective unachievable bombshell deals with foreign sovereigns and enterprises, propose a vaccine product to save the world from a deadly pandemic, where I have no expertise the basics of finance, stock registrations and IPO placements, reporting requirements, FDA filing and approval requirements, have no true educational qualifications of proficiency in biotech, etc. yet be paid a huge salary for my services while representing all of these initiatives are a slam dunk, example: the NASDAQ lisitng of GNBT and NEGenerex IPO?