Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCA

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: 

#10 - Have to sit upright while driving. 

#9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. 

#8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. 

#7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. 

#6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. 

#5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. 

#4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. 

#3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. 

#2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... 

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.