Enemy...OK Washington D.C. is literally surrounded

Enemy...OK Washington D.C. is literally surrounded by Maryland with 40,800 lawyers and Virginia with 29,000 lawyers including W. Virginia...with District of Columbia with 56,135 lawyers...you got a lot of lawyering going on....add them all together and look at the Total population of D.C of 646,449 in 2020. What it boils down to is this...walk anywhere in D.C and in a crowd of fewer than 7 people..ONE of them is a lawyer....SO you have a lot of lawyers to pick from...and an equal amount to dispute your claim. I'll put you in touch with my nephew...guess what he does?