Respert24, Touche, Ole, wash rinse and repeat! I loved it. I just had a thought, instead of ovaltine you might have considered maybe Tang. (You know,To the moon) or a Jacques Cousteau or Moby Dick for the deep dive analogy. But yours works! I was impressed you went to the Dewey Decimal System though. Encyclopaedia Britannica? Brilliant! Maybe and just maybe they used the language of the Navajo Code Talkers? Just a thought, it could work, it did help save a war (and this is war). But yours works. I love the milk and pancakes, but I have to admit the lotion threw me for a loop. But I guess that works too hee hee hee!