I'll be honest with you all, this PR dissection is driving me insane. I mean, it's spelled out right there in the PR. If you take the first letter of every sentence in the PR it says "CLEAR AS DAY WE FILED FOR EUA".
BUT...and I know I've gone on record saying "no butt stuff", but this is important...
If you assign each letter a number like a decoder ring, then forge a partnership with Ovaltine, THEN craft a crafty PR that has a hidden message, you'll clearly see that when decoded properly the PR states, "CLEAR AS DAY WE DID NOT FILE FOR EUA".
So I took a closer look. Which one was it? Or was it something else?
Determined to find the right answer I performed a deep dive, a la Greg Louganis but without the whole head cracking open on the diving board part. If it's a cipher that can be cracked then I'm your man. Speedo or no speedo. (But definitely speedo)
First I looked up the word cipher. Unfortunately I clicked on the first link I saw which was related to rap battles and spent over 3 hours battling other rappers with the only thing that came to mind, the freestyle from the movie 8 Mile.
#Mom'sSpaghetti
So then I went back to the internet, a winner, but this time I asked Jeeves because google did me dirty.
Jeeves said that I had to upgrade my browser to Netscape if I wanted to see the result. But when I asked Jeeves for a link to download Netscape my Dell imploded.
So I headed to the library for answers. The librarian asked if I needed help but I declined because ya boy gots that dewey decimal training.
A few minutes later and I was DEEP in the "C" edition of Encyclopedia Brittanica. Turns out a cipher is a secret or disguised way of writing.
There it was. A code. I just needed to crack it.
Well, upon yet another reading it turns out that the PR's cipher is a simple A=A code. Each letter stands for the exact same letter. So taken in full context, the PR, decoded with this cipher, reads exactly like it's written.
I really hope this explains it fully and without confusion because I can't take any more of this. On Monday we'll have our answers. And as I want to add every time I see someone complaining or postulating that there's some nefarious reason behind some sentence's structure...please email the company. None of us can do anything about it.
And for the record, regardless of sentence structure, I believe that we have filed for EUA or will file before the conference call on Monday. I believe we have filed with Canada and the UK, or will file before the call. I believe we will end up with some sort of EUA and sale of product before CD16 concludes. I believe that if you substitute milk for water in any pancake recipe you'll end up with better pancakes. I believe that Roy Orbison must have had compromising pictures of the rest of the Traveling Wilburys. Lastly, and I'll apologize in advance to all of our female readers for raining on your lotion parade, but I believe that lotion is only marginally effective and the cost + time of applying it far outweighs the benefits.
#TechnicalAnalysis #Charts #BillowingJugHandleFormation
BUT...and I know I've gone on record saying "no butt stuff", but this is important...
If you assign each letter a number like a decoder ring, then forge a partnership with Ovaltine, THEN craft a crafty PR that has a hidden message, you'll clearly see that when decoded properly the PR states, "CLEAR AS DAY WE DID NOT FILE FOR EUA".
So I took a closer look. Which one was it? Or was it something else?
Determined to find the right answer I performed a deep dive, a la Greg Louganis but without the whole head cracking open on the diving board part. If it's a cipher that can be cracked then I'm your man. Speedo or no speedo. (But definitely speedo)
First I looked up the word cipher. Unfortunately I clicked on the first link I saw which was related to rap battles and spent over 3 hours battling other rappers with the only thing that came to mind, the freestyle from the movie 8 Mile.
#Mom'sSpaghetti
So then I went back to the internet, a winner, but this time I asked Jeeves because google did me dirty.
Jeeves said that I had to upgrade my browser to Netscape if I wanted to see the result. But when I asked Jeeves for a link to download Netscape my Dell imploded.
So I headed to the library for answers. The librarian asked if I needed help but I declined because ya boy gots that dewey decimal training.
A few minutes later and I was DEEP in the "C" edition of Encyclopedia Brittanica. Turns out a cipher is a secret or disguised way of writing.
There it was. A code. I just needed to crack it.
Well, upon yet another reading it turns out that the PR's cipher is a simple A=A code. Each letter stands for the exact same letter. So taken in full context, the PR, decoded with this cipher, reads exactly like it's written.
I really hope this explains it fully and without confusion because I can't take any more of this. On Monday we'll have our answers. And as I want to add every time I see someone complaining or postulating that there's some nefarious reason behind some sentence's structure...please email the company. None of us can do anything about it.
And for the record, regardless of sentence structure, I believe that we have filed for EUA or will file before the conference call on Monday. I believe we have filed with Canada and the UK, or will file before the call. I believe we will end up with some sort of EUA and sale of product before CD16 concludes. I believe that if you substitute milk for water in any pancake recipe you'll end up with better pancakes. I believe that Roy Orbison must have had compromising pictures of the rest of the Traveling Wilburys. Lastly, and I'll apologize in advance to all of our female readers for raining on your lotion parade, but I believe that lotion is only marginally effective and the cost + time of applying it far outweighs the benefits.
#TechnicalAnalysis #Charts #BillowingJugHandleFormation
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