As the old saying goes, "I went to law school beca

As the old saying goes, "I went to law school because there was no math." But contracts and language? Yes, those I have an aptitude for, as well as for understanding that numbers without context can be manipulated to prove just about anything and that commas can save lives:

Let's eat, Grandma.
Let's eat Grandma.

If CYDY ever asked me to help, I'd be there in a second, as would any of us, I am sure.