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-- Marilyn Munroe
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
-- German Proverb
When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
-- Walter Lippmann
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
-- Plato
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