A man joined a Satanic cult and started praying to

A man joined a Satanic cult and started praying to the dark one. Lo and behold, Satan actually appeared with a big hammer in his hand and asked him to make 3 wishes. 

"3 wishes? But I wanted 100." 

"No, you can only have 3." 

"But I want 100." 

"Do you want to ask your 3 wishes, or should I leave?" 

So this guy agrees. 

His first wish is, "I want you to change this giant hammer into a small wooden stick." 

And so it happens. 

His second wish is, "I want you to stick this wooden stick up your ass." 

No choice left, Satan pushes the stick up his ass with tears flowing down his cheeks. He roars, "Ask your third wish!" 

"I want you to grant me my remaining 97 wishes, else I'm going to convert this stick back into the giant hammer..." 

Moral of the story: You cannot get anything from the management until you put a hammer up their ass.