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The Box Under Bill & Hillary's Bed 

When Bill and Hillary Clinton first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never did then curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid 
On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. 

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly 

curious as to why there even was such a box with such anniversary dinner. contents. That evening, they were out for a special evening 

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, 

Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in . But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" 


Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." 
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." 
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. 
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you 
have all that money in the box?" 

Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, 

I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash." 

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