They used to be called "jumpolines"
until my X jumped on one in 1972.
I went shopping for cherries and a microphone...
- bought a bing bought a boom.
“I stand corrected,”
said the man in his orthopedic shoes.
Curious why everyone talks about « a shoe » when sneezing,
it’s not fair to gloves.
Every time I hear the phrase "that's the spirit!"
I imagine someone picking a ghost out of a lineup.
My dream job is to be a bed tester.
Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal...
until the pressure got to him.
Tequila, Schnapps, Sambuca ...
I'm calling the shots!
I saw a job request for a male porno star,
I bet the competition is really stiff.
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using monopoly money. Hey, why should I pay real money to see fake tits?
Just renewed my subscription to Playboy for married men.
Every month, the centerfold is the same woman.