Haiku Review of 2016, Part 1 So far, I've got
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Posted On: 12/29/2016 2:59:00 PM
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Haiku Review of 2016, Part 1
So far, I've gotten well over a hundred haiku from well over a hundred rude readers, and all I can say is "You motherfuckers really hate Donald Trump." Here are some of the best from the first batch, literally from sea to shining sea:
From Howdydostu in Las Vegas:
Fuck the rust belt states.
A black prez saved their asses.
Short memory fail!
From Ellroon:
Golden thrones won't fit
The White House has to stay white
Melania pouts
From RJ in San Jose:
Pence is … masculine.
His coif - like smooth Race Bannon.
But he’s no Putin.
From Manic Organica in Tampa:
Pissed-off Trump voters
Stupid fucks with loaded guns
Beer drinking shitlords.
From BB in L.A.:
You voted for Trump
but need your Obamacare?
You're deplorable!
From this blog's ol' pal, Radical Russ:
No, Twenty Sixteen,
Legalized marijuana
Doesn't absolve you
From Jeff in Woodbridge, VA, a simple sentiment we can all get behind:
Fuck Twenty Sixteen.
Seriously, fuck that shit.
Fuck Twenty Sixteen.
There will be more posted over the next few days as we say farewell to this bitch of a year. You can send your haiku
to "rudepundit_at_yahoo(dot)com" and maybe yours will show up on the magic page.
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