$PSGR (sarcasm AND satire): I am awaiting another

$PSGR (sarcasm AND satire): I am awaiting another Pershing Resources Press Release that will suggest that an even better precious metals recovery system will be added to the current alleged Whamma-Jamma system that is purported to be in a Test Mode in Kingman, Arizona. The new system addition will ingest the end product from the current system and inject enzymes into the product after several seconds of masticatio. The next step will involve an automated 'swallowing' process that introduces the product into a fully contained mild acidic chemical bath. The product will then proceed through a long series of flexible vessels that further separate the product into solid and liquid forms. Once the product has been fully processed, a liquid stream will exit the system and a semi-solid product will exit the system. While neither the liquid or semi-solid products will provide any value for the extraction of precious metals, both products will provide a form of relief for the shareholder. The liquid stream component will be titled the 'Golden Flow' to provide an image of value. The semi-solid product will be entitled 'Pure BS' as is befitting the continued passage of Press Release drivel by Pershing Resources. Currently Pershing is reviewing resumes from various qualified bovine applicants.