The 'Girther' Movement Is Demanding to See Trump
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Posted On: 03/07/2016 1:19:00 AM
The 'Girther' Movement Is Demanding to See Trump's 'Shlong Form Girth Certificate'
Whip out the proof, Donald.
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BY PETER WADE
MAR 6, 2016
"I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee," Donald Trump said of his penis size on the debate stage Thursday night. But skeptics in the girther movement want to fact check his claims.
It's a beautiful case of just desserts. The billionaire entered the political fray back in 2011 when he became the unofficial spokesman of the birther movement, claiming President Obama was not born in the United States and demanding to see Obama's long form birth certificate. Now the tables have turned.
Of course, while it's funny to ask for proof of Trump's stump size in theory, it's a terrifying proposition in reality. Is Little Donald the same shade of tangerine as Trump's face? Would seeing it do Americans more mental harm than an actual Trump presidency?
Be careful what you ask for, girthers. Sometimes the truth is worse than not knowing.
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