Good ones--Rodney Dangerfield said I get no re
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Posted On: 08/31/2015 5:51:17 PM
Good ones--Rodney Dangerfield said
I get no respect, the boys are calling my daughter Fed EX, when she goes on a date she absolutely positively has to be there overnight.
I went to buy a used car.
I looked in the back seat and saw my wife's dress.
I get no respect.
My wife cut me down to once a month.
Hey, I'm not complaining. I know three guys she cut out completely.
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I called my doctor to say I was ending it all and already took a whole bottle of sleeping pills.
He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
I don't get no respect...
Even my trophy wife is for last place !
My wife gives me no respect.
I took her to a drive-in movie. I spent the whole night trying to find out what car she was in.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
RIP Rodney
I get no respect, the boys are calling my daughter Fed EX, when she goes on a date she absolutely positively has to be there overnight.
I went to buy a used car.
I looked in the back seat and saw my wife's dress.
I get no respect.
My wife cut me down to once a month.
Hey, I'm not complaining. I know three guys she cut out completely.
~~~~~~~~~~
I called my doctor to say I was ending it all and already took a whole bottle of sleeping pills.
He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
I don't get no respect...
Even my trophy wife is for last place !
My wife gives me no respect.
I took her to a drive-in movie. I spent the whole night trying to find out what car she was in.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
RIP Rodney
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