Latest memo to Amarantus Bioscience employees: Em

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Employees are requested to empty their bladders and bowels at home each day before reporting to work. This will minimize time spent in the company restrooms and will result in more productive time spent at work. This has become a major concern for some shareholders. To encourage implementation of this new policy, toilet seat liners and toilet paper will be removed from company restrooms, effective immediately.

Also, coffee, water bottles and vending machines have been removed from office areas. The company does not want to promote ineffective use of company time with needless chit-chat around these stations. Again, this measure is being implemented to satisfy shareholder concerns.

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