Can you adopt me as your 22 year old friend that w

Can you adopt me as your 22 year old friend that wants everything handed (by handed i mean do as little work as possible and get the most return) to him and thinks he knows everything and going to prove everyone wrong when he makes a couple hundred thousand off BLTA!! Thanks in advance!!! and after BLTA diverse and get to a million then 10 million then be able to provide jobs where im from SLUM CITY GLOVERSVILLE NY. currently in BEAUTIFUL Greenville,Sc
As for share price today let the true flippers get out build the base and continue the run later today or wednesday!