One mom was complaining about having to go to the

One mom was complaining about having to go to the athletic store to
buy an athletic cup for her young son, who was ten years old and just
starting the *soccer* league. She said, "The man asked me what size of
an athletic cup I needed." "I shrugged and held my thumb and index
finger about an inch apart and said, 'he's about this big.'" The man
behind the counter said, No, ma'am, what's his *waist* size?'"