An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull t

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the
cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the
local beer hall. One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the
same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How did
you get it fixed?" asked Ben. "Well I just dipped my finger in the
cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right
after her." Ben went home to the farm and decided to try it. He
grabbed a cow, dipped his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubbed it
all around the bull's nose. The bull got a rip roaring boner and
immediately jumped on the cow. Ben was impressed. That night, he got
into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his
mind. As she lay sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's vagina
and feeling that it was nice and wet, rubbed it all around his nose
and got a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shook his wife awake and
cried out, "Honey, look!" She rolled over, turned on the light and
said, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show
me that you have a nosebleed?"