A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress
came over to take his order. "... and to drink?" she asked. The man
said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup
of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the
table. "Oh my God! I am so sorry!" "That's OK," the man said, as the
waitress was sopping up the puddle on his crotch with a towel, his
penis was getting aroused. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"
"Regular," she replied, as she kept rubbing his obvious erection. "Oh
great... now this thing is going to be up all night!" .