My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even k
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Posted On: 04/01/2014 9:46:30 PM
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My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife.
"I have a bloody nose" a British person, emphasizing the fact that he has a nose.
Every year on April Fool's Day, I put a smile on
my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree.
My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding.
You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that.
I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find
something wrong with almost anything from my Mom.
The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
Setting a teachers salary based on student
performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving.
$100 for a dozen red what?!
That's a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
I've been too fucking busy and vice versa.
"I have a bloody nose" a British person, emphasizing the fact that he has a nose.
Every year on April Fool's Day, I put a smile on
my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree.
My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding.
You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that.
I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find
something wrong with almost anything from my Mom.
The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
Setting a teachers salary based on student
performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving.
$100 for a dozen red what?!
That's a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
I've been too fucking busy and vice versa.
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