If you're going to do something, take the time to make sure
If you're going to do something, take the time
to make sure you get it rihgt.
A skeleton clanks into a bar and says,
"Bartender, give me a beer and a mop."
Accidentally dialed 911, so
I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid.
Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
My favorite yoga pose is
"try to cut the toenail"
Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check?
I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 15th.
When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is rip my wife's panties off.
The elastic is killing me.
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