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Posted On: 11/15/2013 12:55:01 PM
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A bee goes into a bar, 
It comes out 2 hours later buzzing 

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." 
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" 
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer." 

Mayan: Hey wanna drink? 
Other Mayan: I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world. 

Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. 
When you can't get the straw in the hole you've had enough. 

Alcohol doesn't turn people into somebody they're not. 
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves. 

Life and beer are very similar .....chill for best results. 

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one. 

If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? 

I'm not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties. 




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