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Posted On: 11/15/2013 12:53:12 PM
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Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?
A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!

Q: How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light?
A: He's the one dancing like an asshole!

Q: How do you know a man is really really gay?
A: When he's nursing a Bacardi Breezer!

Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.

Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?
A: Because it does not have to stop to change color

Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: He's nursing a Mike's Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!

Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for Bud Light!

Q: What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having sex in a rowboat?
A: They are both SO close to water!

Q: What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common?
A: Their both empty from the neck up!

Q: Why are Men like coolers?
A: Load them with Bud Light, and you can take them anywhere!

Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!

Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?
A: The monkey bars!

Q: Why don’t Democrats drink?
A: It interferes with their suffering!

Q: What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff Vodka?
A: a "Pabst Smir!"

Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey?
A: Because it makes him mean!

Q: What does an alcoholic ghost drink?
A: BOO'S


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