We could go to the Shack in York. Messy. BYOB. On the river. Only vegetable is corn. Only seating is picnic tables precariously placed on the hill sloping down to the water. Only food is seafood - lobster and clams and mussels - fresh every day. It is - I'm sure you can tell by the description - unmatched by any other establishment in the quality of its seafood. KTP would be 15- 20 minutes from the Shack, but there is 1 Irish bar with from the tap Black & Tans on the way. That could challenge the timeline....