I am calling upon you Seel,with the intent of Bio coming here in July,to work with me.I call upon you and the "Gods of Irish Hospitality" to totally abuse him with food and drink.

His first night here will be an Italian fest of Parmigiana and Stuffed clams and smoked seafood appetizers.

We will then (while he is hung over from the first meal) travel to you where he will be abused with Maine seafood,suffering that resulting hangover.

Then we will take him to the Kittery Trading Post where he will suffer a "Buyer's hangover " with all the firearms and sporting goods that he won't find where he lives.

Then if you follow us back to Sebago,I will serve  "Pittsburgh style Sirloin Steak" with an Antipasto salad to die for.

Then when he gets home and wakes up from his hangovers after 3 weeks,he will know he has been with,and abused by "Irishmen" in Maine

Work for you? Kelt