It was the same old story...

A wild gorilla had climbed up in the landowner's tree.

The pest control guy brought a dog and a shotgun. The controller said he would climb up and shake the gorilla out of the tree. The trained dog would clamp on to its testicles. Problem solved!

The landowner asked what he should do with the shotgun?

Well, "git" the dog iffen I fall out first! HeeHee.