A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes. 

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few Questions.' He gets her name, address, social security Number, etc. And then asks, 'What is your occupation?' 

'I'm a prostitute,' she says. 

The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback And says, 'No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that.' 

The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl.' 

'No, that still won't work. Try again.' 

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 

'I'm a chicken farmer.' 

The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?' 

'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.' 

'Chicken Farmer it is. '