Jimmy Kimmel: "If he ever runs short of wrapping paper, does [Barack] ever wrap the gifts in top secret documents he borrowed from the White House?"

Michelle Obama: "We don't have any ... And if we had, I guarantee you my husband would be in somebody's jail by now."

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217459454

3. Gee ya think? Some RWers must have gotten "re-erected" (thx Herschel) just contemplating