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Posted On: 11/18/2020 3:06:35 PM
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A Stiff joke
In pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil has also been called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a different name for Viagra. After a careful consideration by a government of experts, it has been recently announced that it has finally settled on a name of . . . Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mycoxadrippin, Mycoxarisin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi-Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to legally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives a new meaning to the names of "cocktails". and "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount and do.
Thought for the day: there was, (and still is) more money being spent on breasts implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Which means we are nearing in on the age of where there will be an elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and no recollection of what to do with them.
In pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil has also been called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a different name for Viagra. After a careful consideration by a government of experts, it has been recently announced that it has finally settled on a name of . . . Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mycoxadrippin, Mycoxarisin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi-Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to legally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives a new meaning to the names of "cocktails". and "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount and do.
Thought for the day: there was, (and still is) more money being spent on breasts implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Which means we are nearing in on the age of where there will be an elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and no recollection of what to do with them.
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