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Posted On: 09/11/2020 9:53:51 AM
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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New England and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New England and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I can't understand you Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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