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Posted On: 09/11/2020 9:46:28 AM
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling
somewhat hungry, he sat down, looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for a Democrat?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling
somewhat hungry, he sat down, looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for a Democrat?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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