Big Tuna.....WUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP young Man ?

I selected the option that provides the following :

ONCE CTIX REACHES $50, WE WILL ALERT YOU ( ALLOWING YOU AMPLE TIME TO PACK ) ONE HOUR BEFORE WE PICK YOU UP AT YOUR HOME IN THE STRETCH LIMOUSINE WITH A FULL TANK OF GAS AND A FULL COOLER OF RUSSIAN VODKA.....AS INDICATED IN THE ADDENDUM, RUSSIAN BRIDES ARE EXTRA "

GO CTIX !