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Posted On: 04/01/2019 4:51:32 PM
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I read that if you place an infinite number of monkeys in front of an infinite number of typewriters, one of them will eventually type a literary masterpiece.
However,
The internet has proven this not to be the case.
My mother-in-law has been cussing at me for two days about me not fixing the broken step that leads to the basement.
I should probably go down there and check on her; she sounds like she's in a lot of pain.
"Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?"
"No, son. Have you seen my dad glasses?"
I may not be the only egomaniac in the world...
But I'm the only one who matters.
Q: How long does an Irishman need to reach a BAC of .08 ?
A: About two days of no drinking.
I love the rotation of the Earth,
It really makes my day.
Just overheard someone say:
"I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."
You know. Like a book.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
However,
The internet has proven this not to be the case.
My mother-in-law has been cussing at me for two days about me not fixing the broken step that leads to the basement.
I should probably go down there and check on her; she sounds like she's in a lot of pain.
"Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?"
"No, son. Have you seen my dad glasses?"
I may not be the only egomaniac in the world...
But I'm the only one who matters.
Q: How long does an Irishman need to reach a BAC of .08 ?
A: About two days of no drinking.
I love the rotation of the Earth,
It really makes my day.
Just overheard someone say:
"I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."
You know. Like a book.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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