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Posted On: 12/15/2018 3:04:12 PM
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What do you get if you cross a mole with a
porcupine? A tunnel that leaks.
Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo? He was out of bounds.
How do you make a tortoise fast? Don't feed him.
Why is milking a cow so easy? Any jerk can do it.
What did one horse say to another? "Any friend of yours is a palamino."
What's the worst thing that can happen to a sleeping bat? Diarrhea.
Do pigs use soap or is that just hogwash?
What did all the other animals say when wildebeests became extinct?
"This is bad gnus."
Two cows are standing in a field. One goes, "Moooooo." "Damn !" says the other. "I was going to say that !"
porcupine? A tunnel that leaks.
Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo? He was out of bounds.
How do you make a tortoise fast? Don't feed him.
Why is milking a cow so easy? Any jerk can do it.
What did one horse say to another? "Any friend of yours is a palamino."
What's the worst thing that can happen to a sleeping bat? Diarrhea.
Do pigs use soap or is that just hogwash?
What did all the other animals say when wildebeests became extinct?
"This is bad gnus."
Two cows are standing in a field. One goes, "Moooooo." "Damn !" says the other. "I was going to say that !"
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