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Posted On: 08/16/2017 10:15:53 AM
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Gym employee: Sorry sir, but…
to cancel your membership you have to come in and fill out paperwork.
Me:*sigh* FINE. Where are you located?
I didn't like my beard at first,
but it grew on me.
Gonna need you to finish your story real quick
so I can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but its more interesting cause I’m in it.
Boss: “Why do you look so sad?”
Me: “I actually paid a college hundreds of thousands of dollars
so I could do this.”
How to clean a plastic shower curtain liner:
Step 1: Throw it away and buy a new one for $5 at Target.
What happened when the escalator broke down?
Everyone stopped and staired.
to cancel your membership you have to come in and fill out paperwork.
Me:*sigh* FINE. Where are you located?
I didn't like my beard at first,
but it grew on me.
Gonna need you to finish your story real quick
so I can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but its more interesting cause I’m in it.
Boss: “Why do you look so sad?”
Me: “I actually paid a college hundreds of thousands of dollars
so I could do this.”
How to clean a plastic shower curtain liner:
Step 1: Throw it away and buy a new one for $5 at Target.
What happened when the escalator broke down?
Everyone stopped and staired.
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