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Posted On: 02/21/2017 10:19:52 AM
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An illegal alien picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do illegal alien style?"
"No," she says. He says "I pay you $200 to do illegal alien style."
"No," she says, not knowing what illegal alien style is. He says "I pay you $300."
"No," she says. He says "I pay you $400."
"No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do illegal alien style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could illegal alien style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly makes it illegal alien style?"
The illegal alien replies, "You send bill to Government.
"No," she says. He says "I pay you $200 to do illegal alien style."
"No," she says, not knowing what illegal alien style is. He says "I pay you $300."
"No," she says. He says "I pay you $400."
"No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do illegal alien style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could illegal alien style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly makes it illegal alien style?"
The illegal alien replies, "You send bill to Government.
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