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Posted On: 02/19/2017 5:30:44 PM
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Jokes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I got really got upset when my dog stopped talking to me at the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs. I didn't know why he got so mad........ then a couple of days later I figured out that I did not own a dog.
My doctor told me to cut back on my drinking. Instead of Scotch and water, I just had Scotch.
Then my doctor told me to quit drinking for good. Now I drink for bad. Yep, put on a Darth Vader suit, watch horror movies and drink a twelve pack.
The Pope took a huge dump in the Vatican
bathroom today........... Holy crap !
I had to cancel my appointment at the
impotence clinic today. Something came up.
In a cave I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me. I should have known better, it was a damn booby trap.
Called AA by mistake…
those drunks can't change a tire for shit.
A job application asked me to us one word to describe myself, I wrote, : "Not good at following directions". I did not get the job.
The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HELL???"
The person who first called tennis shoes "sneakers" must have been up to no good. ................ and he was probably the first person to call sliding your credit card "swiping" it.
I got really got upset when my dog stopped talking to me at the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs. I didn't know why he got so mad........ then a couple of days later I figured out that I did not own a dog.
My doctor told me to cut back on my drinking. Instead of Scotch and water, I just had Scotch.
Then my doctor told me to quit drinking for good. Now I drink for bad. Yep, put on a Darth Vader suit, watch horror movies and drink a twelve pack.
The Pope took a huge dump in the Vatican
bathroom today........... Holy crap !
I had to cancel my appointment at the
impotence clinic today. Something came up.
In a cave I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me. I should have known better, it was a damn booby trap.
Called AA by mistake…
those drunks can't change a tire for shit.
A job application asked me to us one word to describe myself, I wrote, : "Not good at following directions". I did not get the job.
The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HELL???"
The person who first called tennis shoes "sneakers" must have been up to no good. ................ and he was probably the first person to call sliding your credit card "swiping" it.
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