The Wife’s New Panties



A frustrated housewife bought a new pair
of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her
husband and spice up their dead sex life.

After cooking his favorite meal for dinner one
evening, she had put them on under a
revealing short skirt and relaxed with a glass
of wine on the sofa directly across from
where her husband was sitting in his
chair.


After several more glasses of wine and at what she thought
was the appropriate moment, she uncrossed her legs just wide
enough so that her husband could catch a revealing
view.

It wasn't long before his eyes focused on the prize and he
asked,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"


"Y-e-s," she answered coyly with a seductive smile.


"Thank God!" he said. "I thought you were
sitting on the cat."