4 SHORT WEEKS UNTIL YOU'RE CURBSIDE DRINKING THAT BOTTLE OF PHILLIPS TEQUILA WITH YOUR BUDDY PAUL RYAN. AND MAYBE YOU CAN INVITE YOUR FAVORITE FAMILY. THE BUSH FAMILY IF THEY DON'T GO TO CHINA WITH THE OBAMA'S AND THE CLINTONS. I HAVE TO HAND TO HILLARY, NOT THAT SHE LOOKS BETTER, JUST THAT SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN BILL, EVEN JIMMY CARTER LOOKS BETTER THAN BILL. I BET RIGHT NOW RONALD REAGAN LOOKS BETTER TOO. WHY DOES BILL LOOK LIKE HE IS DROOLING ALL OVER HIMSELF? ANSWER: BECAUSE HE IS