Posted On: 02/13/2016 6:11:29 PM
Post# of 5246
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?"
Me: "Honey, of course I do."
My wife does bird impressions.
She watches me like a hawk.
An Arab offered me 40 camels for my wife.
I said: "Make it a full carton and we've got a deal."
My wife said she wanted more freedom.
"No problem," I said. "I'll extend the kitchen."
My wife dresses to kill...................
.....................and cooks the same way.
Me: "Honey, of course I do."
My wife does bird impressions.
She watches me like a hawk.
An Arab offered me 40 camels for my wife.
I said: "Make it a full carton and we've got a deal."
My wife said she wanted more freedom.
"No problem," I said. "I'll extend the kitchen."
My wife dresses to kill...................
.....................and cooks the same way.
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