Things women can't do:

- Use small amounts of toilet paper.
- Let you sleep with a hangover.
- Enjoy porn
- Get to the point.
- Take less than twenty minutes in the bathroom.
- Avoid credit card debt.
- Roll a booger between their forefinger and thumb.
- Not try and change you.
- Know anything about a car, other than its color.
- Park a car.
- Fart
- Pee out a train window.
- Argue without shouting.
- Get told off without crying.
- Walk past a shoe store without going inside.
- Get this far without having argued about at least one of the above