Posted On: 11/04/2015 5:23:35 PM
Post# of 5246
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...not a darn thing!!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
In a mental institution in Dallas a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?" And Charlie replies,
"Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the
room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving
his imaginary car and asks, Well Charlie, how you doing?" Charlie
says, "I just got into Chicago". "That's great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's
room and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
With surprise she asks, "Bob what are you doing!" Bob says... "I'm
screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...not a darn thing!!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
In a mental institution in Dallas a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?" And Charlie replies,
"Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the
room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving
his imaginary car and asks, Well Charlie, how you doing?" Charlie
says, "I just got into Chicago". "That's great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's
room and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
With surprise she asks, "Bob what are you doing!" Bob says... "I'm
screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
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