YEP--Finally got one-LOL
Women keep their promises.
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home with her. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured
his ashes out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money."
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
with the insurance money."
"Irving, you know that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it,
too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember
that blow job I promised you? Here it comes..."