Pistol 

The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, "The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol too." 

Very good says the teacher. 

Little Johnny raised his hand, and after being called on said, "Down at our house we make home-brew, drink till twelve, and piss till two.