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Posted On: 04/19/2012 9:43:25 PM
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Posted By: acc724

A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman a practicing witch. The morning after she had caught ICE-Man with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead. ICE-Man thought it was a pimple, but it continued to grow to ridiculous proportions throughout the day. 

In a panic, ICE-Man sought the advice of a physician who examined the man and ran tests on the strange tissue. By now, the bump was three inches long, and starting to take an oddly familiar shape. 

"What is this thing growing out of my head Doctor?", asked ICE-Man. 

"We've run every test we know to confirm the findings," he said gravely, "but they all tell us the same thing. The bump in your forehead is developing into a fully grown penis." 

"I can't believe this! Isn't there anything you can do?" pleaded a distraught ICE-Man. 

"I'm afraid not. Removing it would kill you." 

"I'll be a freak! No woman will come near me!" cried ICE-Man "There's more," said the Doctor. "You're going to experience vision problems." 

"Will I go blind, Doc?" asked ICE-Man. 

"No, you'll just have trouble seeing with testicles hanging in front of your eyes."


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