Posted On: 07/03/2015 2:18:52 PM
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My wife got good news from the doctor yesterday. He said she wasn't going to die if she didn't get that new designer handbag.
My friend asked me, "Would you like to move abroad?" I said, "Is she dead like the last one.?"
My wife's on her way back from the shrink. I can't wait to find out what I need to work on.
My dog:
"OK, I messed up, but you don't have to rub my nose in it."
Speech therapists:
they have ways of making you talk.
Nothing beats the love of a really good woman. Except the love of a really bad woman.
First rule of Thesaurus Club:
You don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, or chat about Thesaurus Club.
I tried cooking last night.
The recipe called for a quarter cup of thyme. That's fifteen minutes, right?
You have too much thyme on your hands.
Take this sage advice.
Your recipe is cumin to a bad end.
Don't try to curry favor by telling jokes.
This forum is just peppered with puns.
My friend asked me, "Would you like to move abroad?" I said, "Is she dead like the last one.?"
My wife's on her way back from the shrink. I can't wait to find out what I need to work on.
My dog:
"OK, I messed up, but you don't have to rub my nose in it."
Speech therapists:
they have ways of making you talk.
Nothing beats the love of a really good woman. Except the love of a really bad woman.
First rule of Thesaurus Club:
You don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, or chat about Thesaurus Club.
I tried cooking last night.
The recipe called for a quarter cup of thyme. That's fifteen minutes, right?
You have too much thyme on your hands.
Take this sage advice.
Your recipe is cumin to a bad end.
Don't try to curry favor by telling jokes.
This forum is just peppered with puns.
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